Hello folks. Today I’m going to share with you my advanced tantruming technique to be used any time you don’t get exactly what you want precisely when you want it.
Step 1: Shut eyes really tight.
Step 2: Open mouth and scrunch face as if in awful pain.
Step 3: Make the silent cry for several seconds. Be sure to make it look like you’re so distressed you can’t breathe.
Step 4: Hunch over and stomp your feet repeatedly.
Step 5: Cry out loud to make sure they get the full picture of your agony.
Anyway, I’ve been getting a lot of practice. It’s not my fault. Mom (a.k.a. “Mah”) and Dad keep closing and/or locking interesting cabinets, not letting me play in the open refrigerator, not letting me play in the sink whenever I want, sometimes walk past the alluring doors to the outside, and even sometimes going outside without me.
I mean, WHAT?!
Sigh. I have lots of training to do with these people.