Listen up, here how it is. The new version of Remy’s Household Rulez
- Bathtub : Must standup. Its a control issue but makes it hard to get the hair washed
- Toilet paper: Must be unrolled as soon as possible
- Refrigerator Door: Must remain open as long as I want. Quit shutting the door in my face. Seriously.
- Front Door: If you open the door take me out.
- Back Door: Same here.
- Cabinets : Must be open and closed repeatedly and whats uo withe these funky plastic locks
- Radios: why do you keep putting the radio on the table. It belongs on the floor.
- My Computer ; Mom and dad who said you could use my computers anyway.
- Food : finger foods must be provided on my high chair tray as soon as I am seated. None of this smooshed up food. I have a tooth and I intend to use it/
- Cornflakes are the bomb.